After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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