Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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