Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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