Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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