you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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