I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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