I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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