Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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