She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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