i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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