how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My life is pants optional.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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