Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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