Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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