also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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