You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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