Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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