You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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