may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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