if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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