dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
