About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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