why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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