yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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