kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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