More tranny stories later!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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