That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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