porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Holy shit dude........stairs
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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