My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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