Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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