I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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