He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
did i just pee glitter
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