And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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