So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Randomize