She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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