The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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