Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You are a genius and a whore.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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