IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
worst night to have a conscience
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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