dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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