White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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