Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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