Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
