Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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