You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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