Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
