Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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