Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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