I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
