Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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