: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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