he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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