i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
