Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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