youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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