your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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