Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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